Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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