You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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