Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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