Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
not ubering you a puppy
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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