She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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