This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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