its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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