he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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