I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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