Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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