i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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