you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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