Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Less talking, more tequila
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
