Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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