This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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