Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
