I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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