do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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