So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We have so much sex to catch up on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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