My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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