I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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