i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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