Walk of Shame today included voting.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
the raccoons are back...
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