are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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