His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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