Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
