my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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