Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I can text with my tongue
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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