BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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