Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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