is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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