Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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