Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize