So drunk, too bad you don't want this
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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