so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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