I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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