That's intense
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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