love makes seman taste better
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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