he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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