Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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