I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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