She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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