The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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