Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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