How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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