so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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