you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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