this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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