You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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