is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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