oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
How's work?
Spinning.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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