i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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