This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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