Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
