a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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