pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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